I picked up the small portable CD player at the thrift store for $2.00,
opened it up and found several "glitch" points associated with the anti-shock memory. I decided to make a "bolt bay" so that any of these points could be connected together via clips. I also added 2 switches and 2 pots which can be "wired in".
I picked a sound-byte we're all familiar with for the audio sample for this device - the first 2 minutes of Led Zep's "Stairway to Heaven". The first sample is "straight", for those few who have lived under a rock and never heard this classic before. The rest are the exact same section of the song, at various jumper settings, as indicated:
And now here are some glorious straight noise samples from the unit (No effects used):